Saturday, September 15, 2007

My Trip to Londonistan

This summer, I had a trip to Londonistan to meet some of my cousins whom I have never seen in my life before. Anyhow, I got on the plane in Pearson airport, and I was so happy that I was going to have the best vacation. Our flight was from Toronto to London which is approximately about eight hours long; actually it is one of the longest flights. My seat was pretty uncomfortable for me since I had a customer of size sitting beside me and she would go to the washroom every ten minutes or less. Despite the fact that I was very distracted, I decided to write a vomit draft of a short story which I still haven’t finished yet. At last, I arrived in Heathrow airport and the moment I stepped out of the plane I realized that London was nothing like Canada because every where I looked, I saw fluorescent tanned people. Finally, I met my cousin and I thought it would be fun to spend four weeks with her, but it turned out that she was worst than a twazzock and there was no way I could get a long with her. The best Vacation of my life was actually meant to be the worst Vacation.

8 comments:

Knowledge is boring said...

i think there should be sum other word 4 "customer of size" and its not "I could get a long with her'..its "get along" other than tat its gud..;D

Laydee_J said...

That suxx..
real bad lol

LMAO @ fluorescent tanned people

nice.

snowyarchangel said...

I've been to london before and i find it absolutely amazing. Maybe next time you should go by yourself. You would really enjoy yourself

MC said...

i guess i gotta vist londonistan now

Jasmine said...

I read this one before in class. And it's still funny.

Ms.Madame Fantasmia said...

Luvin the word twazzock, sorry your vacation was bad...gotta make up for dat one....also luvin the whole Londonstan fusion....

FluκεY т y я o said...

hmmmm could've have fun by crackin jokes at everything that was wrong with ur trip hehehehhe

FluκεY т y я o said...

hmmmm could've have fun by crackin jokes at everything that was wrong with ur trip hehehehhe